kuglet

A particularly violent and messy, yet small and dainty dookie. with the past tense being kugulated, and the present tense being kugulating. pronounced "kuh-glet", "kuh-gyou-lated" and "kuh-gyou-lating"

Jaiden: DUDE YOU JUST KUGULATED ALL OVER THE COUCH.
cocksuckler98: sorry that kuglet couldn't wait any longer.