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An attractive example of the genus "Swampus Assius (larkey variety)". Known for voluminous methane emissions and tasteful application of hair gels.
The coal-fired power plant really kulped up the local environment!
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The attractiveness of a girl as perceived by a guy is increased exponentially by her willingness to have sex with/date said guy.
Eddie: Hey David, how do you feel about Becca?
Davide: Ah, she's kind of gross, man.
(The next day)
Becca: So I've always really sort of liked you, David. I'd like to be more than friends.
David: I feel the same way, Becca.
(The next day)
Eddie: Clearly, the Kulp-Durkin principle applies here.
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