Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

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swampus

A medical term referring to the impending condition of swamp ass

I think I'm coming down with a case of swampus.

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Swampus pompus

When an establishment type politician believes he/she is better than others and the rules dont apply to them.

After lecturing the audience on the dangers of greenhouse gasses, carbon footprints and global warming the Swampus Pompus former vice president flew away in a private jet to one of his five mansions.