Kurcules

Kurcules (which rhymes with "Hurcules") is a nickname for a built Kirk. Often incorrectly spelled "Kircules" or "Kirkules".

gymrat 1: "You spelled kirk-u-leese wrong on the board"
gymrat 2: "OK smart-ass. Hows it spelled?"
gymrat 1: "kurcules is spelled k-u-r-c-u-l-e-s, like in h-u-r-c-u-l-e-s but with a k"