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The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.
That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!
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any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.
That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
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to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)
That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.
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You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
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when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.
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the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
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Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
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