kyl

The most beautiful, smartest and talented human to ever walk this earth. Anyone is extremely lucky to even know them. Phat a$$

Omg kyl just looked at me, this is the best day of my life

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kyl

this is my name i like my name

hey kyl wassup

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kyl

A lying self-centred prick who sits alone, and cries because nobody wants to smoke with him. Therefore he is always in a bitchy mood, and will always complain that he is tired due to having no dinner the night before. Most of the time he has autism but only occasionally when he is on his period, because he covers his face with the blood.

Look at kyl over there all alone crying because his boyfriend left him.

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kyl

A statement of fact, which only after it is stated as such, is identified as never having been intended to be factual in the first place.

"You don’t have to go to Planned Parenthood to get your cholesterol or your blood pressure checked. If you want an abortion, you go to Planned Parenthood, and that’s well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does.” Senator John Kyl (R) Arizona

90%=3%

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Kyl-Statement

When you make up a statistic to justify your lie. Then, when you are called out on the lie you claim that it was not a factual statement.

1.If you want an abortion you go to planned parenthood, that is well over 90% of what planned parenthood does.

That was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that it does happen.

2. Eric : Did you know that 90% of people make up statistics.

Jim : Eric, we all know that you are using kyl-statement.

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Pulling a Jon Kyl

In 2011 Jon Kyl, Republican Senator from Arizona, claimed that abortions were "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." After his statement caught wind in the media as being a flat out lie he backpedaled stating that his remark was "not intended to be a factual statement."

This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.

Guy 1: Did you hear what that senator said last night?! 50 million car accidents take place every year in this country

Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.

Kyl

When something/someone is being really weird and random.

Lukas is so kyl right now!