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La Vache

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.

When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".

by crispymitchy December 13, 2022


fetchez la vache

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

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