la-z-beard

Named afer the popular brand of recliners, the la-z-beard is the unintentional beard grown when a man is too lazy to shave.

Jim: What's up with that beard dude, you going hipster?

Mike: Nah it's just a la-z-beard, my woman threw out my last razor last week and I've been too lazy to go to the store to buy a new one.

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