labeat

A lanky European that sneezes too much and constantly grabs your phone to look at memes.

Linda: hey Paul did you talk to labeat today
Paul: hey he fucking stole my phone and ran the battery out by looking at memes

Labeat

Name for lab grown or produced meat, which is produced by combining protein in a lab environment to form a meat-like substance. This is categorically different than actual meat (animal) and pleat (plant-based meat)

Today's special is a burger featuring seasoned and grilled labeat from company X, tomato, lettuce, and special sauce.