Lakeridge

A place where half the people there think they’re ghetto but there not. Half the students do some sort of drug, whether it be nic or just flat out whipping out their baked bar or cart and hitting that shit loud asf in the bathroom. It’s also the place where we boast about our football team where in the last 3 years have won 9 games in total.

Person 1: what school you go to?
Person 2: lakeridge
Person 1: fakeridge you mean?
Person 2: same difference

Lakeridge High School

A "College-Prep" high school located in Lake Oswego Oregon. Although they are ranked as one of the top high schools in the state, they also have one of the highest rates of Alchohol and Marijuana usage in the state. This uncommon circumstance is known as the "Lakeridge Paradox". Lakeridge, often refferred to as "Bakeridge", is sometimes compared to West Linn High School in snottyness and all-around dooshbaggery, although those who say this are probably mistaking Lakeridge for Lake Oswego High School, a similar school except their asshole percentage is much higher.

1: yo dude, where you from?

2: Lakeridge High School.

1: Oh, so your a rich asshole who cares way too much about style and highschool football who gets drunk everynight in your Mercedes playing ganster rap because you think you are ghetto?

2: no man, you're thinking of Lake Oswego.

2: oh ya, nevermind, you guys are just smart stoners

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