Lambda Male

Whatever thing Gordon Freeman is. Someone who's really quiet, but strong.

guy1: man'st thou heard 'bout guy3? he dostn't even speaketh!
guy2: strange character quality but ok. methinks he's Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather a Lambda Male.

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Lambda Male

Lambda Males are the right men in the wrong place

Person 1: Do you know what a Lambda Male is?
Person 2: The right men in the wrong places, yes?

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Lambda Male

Men who never appear in groups of 3

Alex:Gordon is always alone or with on other person.

Barney: Yeah he’s a Lambda Male.

Scientist: OOH AHH

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Lambda Male

The kind of male who is just constantly bleating.

"baaaaaaa"

"ah, he must be a Lambda Male"

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Lambda Male

a term referring to a specific style of man that questions his friends stupid jokes

Man Alexander, you're such a lambda male

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lambda male

Lambda males are the Betas or Gammas in middle school, but puberty hits like a truck when they get to high school, and end just getting constant female attention. Not uncommon for them to get laid twice on Friday night. They normally abandon their former Beta or Gamma friends, and will end up pissing off Alphas when their charming good look win over their girlfriends. Lambda males are the guys who aren't really liked by the guys, but that's mostly because they envy how much they're getting laid.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Zach?"
Person 2: "I know, it's amazing how much pussy he's getting- puberty hit him like a rock
Person 1: "Well, he's one lucky Lambda male"

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