trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.
jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.
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To swing, miss the ball entirely, and dig up grass with your golf club
"Dude, did you see Max on the golf course today?"
"Yea, I saw him. He was sweet with his r11. Matt on the other hand was doing some serious landscaping"
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βLandscapingβ is when something bad happens, like you lose and election, and you try to make your ego feel better by making shit up and blaming other people
Orange Julius Caesar once lost an election and sent his lawyer Rudy who once married his own cousin out to do some landscaping.
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The art of trimming bushes, mowing the lawn, planting bushes/shrubs, and/or maintenance on existing plants and yards.
"I hired Paul to landscape around my house. He planted shrubs and made a great rock garden."
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Someone who does your fucking lawn ex: grasscutting , grasstrimming .... mowing and blowing etc.
My grass looks a little long , geez i gotta give my landscaper Angelo a call
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a word used to describe a person, usually male who stares at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but it usually causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away really fast...it comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to follow this pattern. It also refers to a desire to do things to her "landscape", rather than having any interest in her as a person
girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!
girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!
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