lardigan

A woollen item of clothing tied round the waist or draped over the shoulders of fat women to try and hide their rolls of fat

Look at Sharon, she thinks she can diguise her fat by wearing a lardigan

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Lardigan

n. (Inf.) The layer of subcutaneous insulation that enables the thermodynamically efficient gentleman to go about his business sans outerwear in February.

Aren’t you cold Steve? I’ve got three layers on and you’re mincing about in a T-shirt.

Ah but don’t forget I’ve got a lardigan on under this…