lava hounding

The act of a girl gargling your cock while playing clash royale/clash of clans, due to the sound the lava hound makes when placed.

I was playing clash and this chick totally lava hounded my cock after I took a tower.
That chick is a lava hounding slut.

The Lava Hound

The sexual act of dousing ones penis in MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce (or any hot sauce with a scoville rating of 1000000+)
Once this step is complete, raw dog her until she gives a fiery dragon roar .

Woman: Please give me The Lava Hound tonight, i want to feel like i want to feel the heat.
Man: Aight bet, Let me go buy some MINNIES Lava Hot Sauce. Tonight i want to make you roar.

*says with anticipation and fear*

Lava Hound

A 7-elixir legendary card that’s meant to tank for other units. Its attack is shit, but if it dies it turns into 6 Lava Pups that end up doing tons of damage but die fast. It’s one of my favorite legendaries.

“Yo bro what’s your favorite legendary?”
“Lava Hound, why?”
“Wow that’s gay 😂 use the Mega Knight lol”
“Dude the Lava Hound is great wdym?”

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