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A uncommon Indian name usually given to a boy. It is derived from the epic Ramayana and one of the characters Lava, who is one of the twin sons of Rama and Sita. Lavan is THAT INDIAN KID at your school. He's the hottest, sexiest Indian created by God. He's super smart, funny, and charismatic. All the girls basically love him. All the Indian girls want him to be their boyfriend. His only flaws are that he is slightly narcissistic and overconfident. But it's really no big deal.
"Did you hear!? Lavan rejected yet another Indian girl! I wonder who he really likes?"
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Licking
Angry
Vampires
After
Sundown
Dude dont lavan, you'll get hurt!
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Used for making sentences sound better, and more fancy lavanous generally means epic or l33t.
You can just make it mean what ever you want to, but it sounds just as awesome.
Pronounced: "Lav-a-nus"
"This table is quite lavanous."
"Isn't today lavanous?"
"That corndog on the floor looks lavanous"
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A disturbing sex act in which a wasteman (see 'wasteman') pleasures a cat with a spoon handle, whilst masturbating furiously and finally ejaculating on the cats back. This ejaculate is then rubbed into the fur, causing the cats fur to resemble the hair of the wasteman!
Person A: What did Tom get up to last night?
Person B: I heard that he stayed at home with his cat and performed an Alabama Lavan!
Person A: That's so wrong!
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the vulva
pussy lips
Her lavanal lips gently caressed his manhood as he penetrated her vagina
Her lavanal lips were wet with desire for the warmth
of his hot tounge
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Gets drunk and ends up on his apartment floor. Needs to get a better barber or please check hairstyles before suggesting the cut
Personally Lavan wouldn’t let this slide
A great brown friend who has a thick brown accent due to his time in India. Always is in the library and hates physical activity except for cricket which is his favourite sport. Gets all the girls by using his intelligence.
Lavan is so smart!