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Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.
Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.
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n. A small woodland creature, usually cast from cement or a similar compound. They tend to gather in large groups in trailer parks (specifically on the front lawns), and come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colors.
"Whoa, check out that thar lawn gnome Billy Bob got.. I wish i could get me one uh them - all green and purty and stuff"
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When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.
Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.
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a derogetory term for Mexicans that are mowing lawns and are small in stature.
That Lawn gnome just crossed the border last week
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A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.
My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.
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a very short person who has a green thumb/is a farmer
farmer shorty? oh yea, hes a real lawn gnome.
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