Laxatating

Shitting milk.

Mark ate so many dairy products that he started laxatating.

Quick game of laxation

Quick game of laxation refers to act of using the spherical object commonly referred to as a handballs’ tendency to rebound off the surface of a lifted planar object; i.e: bench, table etc. This game includes two or more opponents to face opposite sides of this planar object and repeatedly rebound this bouncy object in a very short duration. Once one opponent fails to rebound the bouncy object backwards, they are eliminated.

"Quick game of laxation" (must be inquired cheerfully in a British accent)
"Ok" (must find closest lifted planar surface)