When You Take A Piss And Those Last Few Drops Drip Out Into Your Pants.
(Jill) "Oh Jack, Did You Just Wet Yourself Over Me?" :D (Jack) "Nope, Just Had A Leaky Faucet Is All."
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n. anal leakage caused by fisting
"Can you get out of the pool, Bob?"
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When you make someone laugh as you cum in their mouth and it comes out of their nose.
Do you need lotion for your dry skin on your upper lip? No, my boyfriend just gave me a Leaky Faucet...
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Bad diarrhea that literally pours out of your butt.
Mike- Dude, I had some serious leaky faucet after that bad Chinese food last night.
Tony- I did not need to know that.
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When your girl's laying down and you bend your hard meatstick in half and drip happy juice on her, like a leaky faucet
Guy 1: "Dude, I really need to fix my leaky faucet"
Guy 2: "What, is the valve broken?"
Guy 1: "Nah, my dick keeps dripping on girlfriend"
Guy 2: O.o
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This strange and rare occurrence finds its way into the bedroom following a good tag in the ass. Post tag, the dude pisses in her ass. Remnants will drip out at a leaky pace.
T-Bone pissed in her ass, and that shit was leaking all night (like a leaky faucet)
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This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, donβt be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he canβt plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because heβs a bitch ass. Donβt feel bad for a leaky faucet and donβt ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.
I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.
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