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A male whose primary sexual interest centers on women's legs, sometimes in distinction to one who is interested in tits or asses.
He's a leg man; he prefers legs to tits.
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Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.
Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."
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A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!
Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!
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To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
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Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.
Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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Noun used to describe a woman whose legs rival those of your resident rugby player. As a note, rugby players' legs are known to rival tree trunks in diameter.
Good God. Look at those man legs.
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To be so busy, that you will never finish your job
"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
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