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lĕm′ən zest′ĭng
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1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles
Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
"He began furiously lemon zesting her rock hard abs"
Any sex act using substituting hummus as lubricant
"He was pretty tight so I gave him the ol' Lemon Zest"
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The act of urinating while your penis is inside of your partner's butthole.
Hey man. I was with Jessica last night and I totally gave her the lemon zest.
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The opposite of easy peasy lemon squeezy
Man this job is making me Stressed Depressed Lemon Zest.
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Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.
"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."
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the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’
friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest
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When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.
Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest