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Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.
Guy 1: “What are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am thanking Darrel through the religion of Lemonism…”
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The love of lemons expressed in the lemonism art movement.
The lemonism was everywhere in the gallery.
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Protest group based on the principle of being more fabulous.
Join Lemonism
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In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.
SYNONYMS:
Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.
PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.
You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.
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Sour-tasting egg laid by citrus duck
Person 1: How do you want your lemon cooked?
Person 2: medium rare
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I don't know what everyone else is talkin about. A Lemon's a fruit. A little yellow fruit.
I like to eat lemons. Cause they're a fruit.
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a fruit that’s the same color as it’s name
ted you bonehead. an orange is the same color as it’s name. just like a lemon
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