Leopard Spotting

n. The direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining piss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. This is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.

Brian: Guys, I think I should see a doctor. I’m spotting again.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.

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leopard spots

Slang for multiple hickeys (marks or bruises on someone's skin resulting from kissing, sucking and/or biting by their lover).

"Hey, are those leopard spots on your neck?"
"Yeah, I got nibbled in various places."
"Sweet!"

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