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A condition whereby the sufferer is under the impression they have Irish ancestry despite the fact neither there mother or father have any Irish ancestors. It commonly afflicts young white English individuals of upper-middle class status who realise that in-bred, illegitimate,web-toed royal ancestry isn't that trendy anymore and therefore self diagnose themselves with this condition of leprechaunitis.
Bristol university student on 17th March " Doctor, I have an uncontrollable urge to go to the pub tonight in a fucking stupid green hat, order pints of Guinness that I hate, and pretend that my grandad was called paddy"
Doctor " don't worry, you are just suffering from leprechaunitis, I imagine by midnight or before a real Irish person might kick some fucking reality in to your head"
The African white Mmoatia which were captured by Krampus and sold to St. Nick as slaves. Once the Roman Empire emerged, the North Pole was conquered and the elves were freed. So grateful the elves felt indebted to the Romans and have ever since watched over and protected the Romans most valued object, Gold.
Leprechauns are famously known from Irish folklore but their origins are far more diverse.
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A short and mad little ginger shet that shits on your property. Though they are strictly found in Ireland, they can also be found in Scotland. They roam around, shitting on whatever property that comes across their path.
"Damn it! those leprechauns just did a big shet on me boot!"
"Feck off, bloody leprechauns!"
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1. A mischievious little man, often clad in green, who moves your remote and steals your underwear in the dark of night.
2. A vertically challenged pedophile who tricks little children into eating his magically delicious "lucky charms." Some say he's not even human. They say that the clover on his hat is his source of power. There is no way to destory it except to match it's awesome might. This is why on St. Patrick's Day, some children nearly went mad pawing at the ground, searching for a four-leaf clover. I encourage you to do the same, for the leprechaun equinox is near... Lucky's power will be at a climax, and by daybreak the world will be his.
1. "What's wrong, Katie?"
"That leprechaun has stolen me lucky panties!"
2. "Catch me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!"
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a leprechaun knows where the gold is at. who else has seen it? say yeah!
could be a 'crack head' who got hold of to (sic) the wrong stuff. leprechaun leprechaun
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a little irish man who keeps a pot of gold under the rainbow and follows me around
A little irish fellow who brings good luck and tells me to burn things.
No little leprechaun, i will not burn down that house
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A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his Lucky Charms.
I tried to tell him his fly was open but he's such a Leprechaun he assumed I was hitting on him.
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