Lerging

The act of cementing ones ass to a chair or object being used as a chair by utilizing fecal matter as the cementing agent.

oh man, if I don't poop soon i'll start lerging.

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lerg

A masculine woman who is not a lesbian

Ann Coulter is a notorious lerg

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lerg

a person who does not follow one's instructions. specifically to bring ice cream to lazy bums

sam: bring me some ben and jerrys!
shana: NO!
sam: YOU LERG!

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lerge

Something extremely puffy, slightly swollen, and has a lot of mass.

Ethan just shoved his lerge boner into shykes back while they were asleep.