les bleus

The nickname for the French national soccer/football team.

Je suis fan de les bleus. (I am a fan of les bleus)

Adieu les Bleus

French National Football Team failing to qualify for the quarter final 2010 in South Africa.

Dude#1 "...France lost against Mexico!"
Dude#2 "O, that meens Adieu les Bleus! They played shitty anyway!"

Le Cordon Bleu

A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.

For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.

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