Lettuce Man

The 98th man to die in Infinity wars. Some also say he's the best superhero to exist. Some of those people, aren't wrong.

Jimmy Jone: Wow, I just got saved by Lettuce Man, this is so cool.
Big Joe: That's really cool. I'm so glad you're my slave.

poor man's lettuce

potato chips on a sandwich

"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."

"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"

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Lettuce Man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.

It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.

hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. Because i want one.