Le Vert

A Le Vert is a soft spoken male who sleepstrips.

They will show little emotion, however a Le Vert is at his most outragous when in a foreign country where he will without shame or remorse expose himself to a large audience of strangers whilst asleep.

Le Vert's are usually adverse to violence. The only time a Le Vert will become violent is if you say the word 'Roy' to him for no apparent reason. After a bout of sparing violence, he will only be calmed if you present him with a friendship stone.

Once a Le Vert has ingested more than 4 units of alcohol, he will refuse to use a key to open a door. He will stand at the door shouting "BELL" repeatedly until entry to said establishment is gained.

"Oh my word, look at that guy getting naked. He must be a Le Vert, doesn't he realise there are children around"

"I had a fight with Le Vert, I got angry and called him Roy. I best get a friendship stone"

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