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Lewis Capaldi

scottish beyonce

person 1: omg hollywood by lewis capaldi is amazing
person 2: ahhhh i love scottish beyonce

by topshaggerwilllenny September 8, 2019

47๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lewis Capaldi

An absolute legend. The Scottish Beyoncรฉ. Makes loads of hits.

Lewis Capaldi makes fucking bangers

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020


Lewis Capaldi

Lewis Capaldi is the best person you'll ever meet. He's handsome, funny and has a million instagram stories to keep you laughing all night long. He's not only the best singer on this earth but also a comedian, supermodel and Influencer. Hes rocking even the shittiest pair of glasses and loves to talk about shite and his pubes. He will make your life instantly better when you speak to him, and you'll never get enough of him. Lewis Capaldi is the love of your life. The scottish man of your dreams. Lewis Capadi is perfection.

Me: Have you seen Lewis Capaldi's new Instagram story? I love him!
Friend: Of course I saw that, he's hilarious!

by BigFatSexyJungleCat April 10, 2019


Lewis Capaldi

An incredible musician who doesn't have a single bad song

Dang I can't stop listening to Lewis Capaldi.

by Pizzawouldvebeencooler January 1, 2019

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lewis Capaldi

Top Shagger.

โ€˜Heโ€™s a bit of a Lewis capaldi that ladโ€™

by cneleh May 29, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lewis capaldi

An amazing singer who never fails to put us in the feels! He has brought out songs such as ; someone you loved, fade, grace, lost on you, tough, bruises and many more! He is literally perfect ohmydAys

Bro 1: โ€œbro, did you hear Lewis capaldis new song?โ€
Bro 2: โ€œbro, yes I was in TeArSโ€

Bro 3: โ€œpussy ass bitchesโ€ โ€” bro 3 doesnโ€™t understand Lewis capaldis amazing songs because heโ€™s that one person in life who hasnโ€™t witnessed good music

by jessattackinghermates February 22, 2019

32๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lewis Capaldi

That annoying singer who sounds like a dying whale. For some reason, he fails to make emotional songs and ends up being corny adult soft pop songs that are overplayed.

Who's that singer that sounds like a dying whale?
Lewis Capaldi

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022