libpublican

A Republican politico who bashes liberals, but hypocritically harbors closeted liberal ideals of complete free market solutions, unadulterated free trade, less government intervention, and advocates of an anarcho-capitalist utopia (as impractical as communist utopia).

Rep: "I hate liberals. They cry and whine when they don't win. Less laws and more freedom is great".
Me: "Did I just hear liberalism pouring your lips"
Rep: "You are a typical fool."
Me: "I see you flunked on political education . I will grab the Kleenex, because you will cry a river once you learn the truth."
Rep: "Screw you."

A libpublican in denial