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lift-mata

Bodily bruises, scars, and pain - the exact origin of which is unknown - most likely caused by strength training.

Person 1: Wtf are these ankle bruises from; am I being shackled without my knowledge??
Person 2: They're probably lift-mata. You were at the gym this week, weren't you?

by satanic_t0ast August 14, 2021