Like A Snail

Meaning anthing from awesome, to stupid. This saying is also kinda like "like a boss".

Bout to get some new kicks, like a snail!

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bubbling like a snail

When a woman becomes aroused and her vagina becomes moist with anticipation. If you are lucky bubbles can form. There may be a link to the bubbles and dehydration which is being investigated.

The bubbles are similar to those that a snail produces for reasons very few people care about.

"After Sharon felt my six-pack i could tell she was bubbling like a snail"

"After I saw his massive johnson I started bubbling up like a snail"

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Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

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worship like a snail

What you do at the shrine of their light

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light