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Everybody loves this delectable puree of shit in between pieces of bread. It is fucking awesome.
That last sandwich got me halfway to an orgasm. Dammit, I like sandwiches.
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No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first
“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”
“Wise words bro.”
Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"
"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"
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When a female is obviously turned on by the opposite/ same member of sex.
I went down on Barbara and she was dripping like a egg sandwich!
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When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.
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*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
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