lillington

Half of it is full of your average people the other half is a shit hole.

Did you hear about the robberies in lillington?

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Full Lillington

Becoming so extremely enraged and furious when you get rivered in poker that you throw your chair across the casino floor and then push an elderly man to the ground as you storm out.

This is the extension of the regular Lillington which only includes the chair toss.

As with the regular Lillingtion, the 'Full Lillingtion' can also be avoided by not making huge pre-flop raises with shitty hole cards and by not slow playing a good hand with a wet board.

Joe..."Man, were you at the casino last night when that bald dude went crazy and totally pulled a Lillington ?"

Brian..."Yes! I was totes run bad on the 1cent/2cent internet game so I got my mom to drop me off at the casino like 20 minutes before it happened. I can't believe he threw that chair so far and then also pushed that old man down before storming out!"

Joe..."WHAT!!! You mean I missed a Full Lillington ?? I always miss the good shit. I was stuck home because my stupid electric scooter had a dead battery. I'm so pissed right now. What's the odds that my scooter wouldn't hold a charge the one time a Full Lillington happens?!? Must be close to 37.537 to 1."

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