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limp noodle

Weak individual - a person of weak character, weak physical constitution, weak mental constitution, or all three.

Travis is a limp noodle. He is simply unable to lead any project.

by Truth to Power April 5, 2009

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limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

101๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


limp noodle

A guy in my electronic media class who is unable to erect when sexually aroused.

Freddy is a limp noodle.

by h0rney1 November 29, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Zach is such a fucking limp noodle.

by Mike Doucet And David Murray May 9, 2008

231๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Limp Noodle

A limp or flacid penis

Just looking at her gives me a limp noodle, I'm talkin wind sock limp.

by Prof. Shnarzledorf November 17, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


limp noodles

these group of fabulous girls at alice deal consist of: hanna, lilli, norah, sarah, and amanda. they actually didnt come up with this title for themselves and they hate it LIKE A MUG! (yes, that is language picked up from deal). they're very close and even formed a "loverhood". they're the hottest thing thats hit DC.

man1 (trevor): hey! here come the limpnoodles!

sarah (limpnoodle): FUCK YOU BITCH DONT CALL US THAT!!!!!!!!!!

by the hottest one (manda) February 19, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.

A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.

by Dr. M. Rose May 20, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž