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Lincoln Logging

The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.

Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!

by theallknowingnostradamus February 25, 2011

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Lincoln Logging

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.

I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.

by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

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Lincoln Logging

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.

Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017

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lincoln log

No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!

Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"

by M Dogg March 26, 2005

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lincoln log

poop...TURNED TO STONE

Alex dropped a lincoln log so hard that the plumbers had to come.

by wen boi M!0 May 28, 2017


Lincoln Log

The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once

I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!

by LordOfTheThings January 1, 2015

35๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021