lipidiofrunchintitis

(n) The condition in which an abnormally large amount of scrotum skin is present in the male. This tends to increase the verticle sagging distance of the testicles. This does not necessarily mean the testicles are huge, but no cases have been clinically found of those consider smaller. (p>0.50)

Often in the summer, my scrotum has to be scraped from my kneecaps due to my lipidiofrunchintitis. Goldbond helps, but the surface area is cumbersome to maintain.

Mrs. Gayaka received a classic drive-by teabag; however I was able to maintain a distance of 3.4 meters, due to my lipidofrunchintitis.