The littest post around. Cringe.
Anna: “Hey, Pal”
Eitan: “Litpost zoned”
A group of people who are purposely vague in order to seek attention or so they can sound smarter than the person they are talking to by explaining a simple concept further
Not asking about other people's problems and constantly exaggerating
A: "Ow I hurt my arm"
B: "Hmm" or "Nice"
A: "Stop being a Litpost-er and being so vague so you can get more attention and help me"
or
A: "OMG this character just did this in a tv show"
B: "Just tell us what they did and stop begging for replies"
When the posts are just too lit to handle. Derived from Lit + Post
That’s a very litpost
Jake: Hey check out this gif of Weiser doing a backflip!
Corey: Respectfully, that post is bussin. What a litpost!
A group of sussy boys and girls who have nothing better to do than openly vent and accuse each other of being the impostor.
Mati: hey is that the litpost table?
Ronnie: yessir my boy, you can clearly tell because they connected two tables just to add two extra seats, because when you connect two tables you lose two full table lengths of seating so the added seats are very few for the table space used.
Mati: Sickkk let’s head over there and gobble some glizzies