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A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.
Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
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1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".
2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.
"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."
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is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.
Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.
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Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.
The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.
Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
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When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
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When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.
Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.
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Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.
You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster
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