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The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass
Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio
To destroy a restroom and then claim to be a victim.
Jocelyn went in the bathroom and Lochted it up!
to make outrageous claims; to lie tremendously.
"and then they said get down and I was like whatever". So basically nothing like that happened. Dude you're such a fucking lochte!
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A complete idiot; a total buffoon. The kind of person who lies to their mom and somehow has it blow up into an international incident.
"Oh man, I just got a text from Steve. What should I tell him about tonight?"
"DO NOT tell Steve about this party! Dude's a total lochte. He'll get us all busted."
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to totally bail on someone who is expecting you to show.
Fucking Matt! He said he would be here but I bet he totally pulls a lochte.
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To purposely show a person a picture of your dick because you think you (and your dick) are the shit
I asked my friend Ryan for his phone, but when I opened it up, the background was his dick! He totally lochted me!
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What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"
P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!
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