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Lofton

The only people named lofton are coaches sons

Lofton you only play because you’re the coaches son

by Not a coaches son June 18, 2019

5πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Kenny Lofton

The most underrated center fielder in MLB history.
Career ~.300 hitter, 2000 hits, ~550 SBs, 1300 runs, 2 world series appearances, 6 time All-Star, 4 gold gloves, 5 time AL SB champ.

"Swing and a drive, left-center field, Lofton on a dead run. Still going back, still going back, OH WHAT A CATCH! WHAT A CATCH BY LOFTON! SHADES OF WILLIE MAYS, SAY 'HEY' IN DEED!"

by Mark April 18, 2005

45πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Kenny Lofton

MLB center fielder who is shared by all thirty major league teams.

So they're going to let the Phillies use Kenny Lofton this year, eh?

by Diggity Monkeez March 1, 2005

23πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Kenny Lofton

A girl who has had sex with more guys than Kenny Lofton has played teams

Guy #1: Have you met that Tammy girl? She's slept with a lot of guys
Guy #2: Yeah she's a real Kenny Lofton

by DCHIII October 25, 2007

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Lofton Ross

He is a cool guy who is athletic,good at fortnite,nice to be around and shy at first but if you get to know him he is a loud dumbass but in a good way

The word or name β€œLofton Ross” is a proper noun

by Idonthaveaname November 6, 2018