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When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.
Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.
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the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.
Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah
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A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
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On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera
}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him
-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush
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When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog
I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire
The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.
Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.