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A combination of four towns located in Central-Northern New Jersey. Long Hill is filled with the worst police force on the planet. They sit around and play computer games and eat cookies all the livelong day. Be careful if you're black and driving through Long Hill, you're bound to be pulled over. This township is composed of close minded white people. Half are rich..half aren't so rich. Our schools are poor. Our teachers park in our parking spaces. Everyone here is fake, so don't trust them. Oh, and watch out for those soccer moms in their huge SUVs. If you're a mom and you don't have one, you're so not 'in' around here. People around here are sheltered. Some don't know what the word gay means. And it's republican central. You'll know you're in Long Hill if you notice everyone has the same taste in music and clothing. Talk about trend central.
See close minded white communities.
Long Hill sucks my ass.
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Long Hill (Long Hill Township, NJ) in a nutshell.
Its a long hill with a swamp in it. It has mostly white, Asians, and Hispanics. Being in that order of most to least. And most of them are generally pale, somehow Italian, Greek, Russian, Polish, French, Dutch, English, and/or German, and half or more of the people there wear glasses or contacts.
40% of people there are Republican, 20% Democrat, and another 40% couldn't give a rat's ass.
Most people there mind their own business. Businesses there are nice. You can get cheap gas from what are likely friendly Russians. You can get ok priced food from what appear to be Greeks. Despite what people say, you're more likely to see someone of North European descent than of Mediterranean.
Its the place for either bike riding, walking around in a swamp (which still has trails), or meet generally friendly people (generally 65-95%, but you'll likely get a mean person. That's X-COM baby) who really just want to be left alone.
If you live there, you likely live there because its not too far from the highway, but not too close either.
Or you have a job there. If you live there, you likely play a sport, have a hobby, work out, read lots of books, surf the web, play Steam, and/or chill with friends.
If you're visiting, its likely cause you have friends here, you're passing through, or you going to the occasional estate sale.
If you find a lost chicken, return it to an old looking Asian man.
Douchebag - Yo, I heard all you fat, ugly Italians live in Long Hill, you all are fat cops with fat children. Herp derp, swag yolo.
Guy 1 - WTF is this guy's problem?
Guy 2 - Wanna kill him?
Guy 3 - I'll go get the Saturn & the axe.
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1.The safest town in New Jersey. If someone speeds down Valley Rd. going ten over it makes it in the Echo-Sentinel (the hometown newspaper), No joke. Our police are the toghest, most professional officers around. However, the Long Hill cops have a reputation of pulling over out of towners, and showing no mercy when it comes to speeding violators who are not Long Hill residents. Never go more than 4 over the speed limit.
2. comprised of 4 sections Stirling, Millington, Gillete, and Meyersville. Home of many Catholic,blue collar italian-Americans, has two catholic churches, 5 pizzerias, and the best bagels in the United States, O'bagel (off Valley Rd across from Shoprite), small town USA
3. birth place of Leo the "MGM" Lion
-What part of Long Hill Twp. are you from?
-o, I live in Stirling, on Essex st.
-I live in Millington by Clover Hill.
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A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of Rich People and Old People. Most people in Long Hill (or LH for short) are Rich White Italians that own McMansions. There are also some Costa Ricans that share the apartments in downtown areas. Although most people are rich, the K-8 School system is very poor and is famous for firing teachers and disbanding arts programs. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the Weed Capital of the nearby area. There are dealers on every street, and tons of hidden areas to smoke a nice joint. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids are always the most popular there, and tend to stick together. Overall, Long Hill is a great place to raise a family as long as you make 250K+ a year. Popular Hang Out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
A Day in Long Hill Township, New Jersey
LH Kid #1: Yo, wanna chill?
LH Kid #2: Well, since we always smoke pot when we chill, yeah. Let me just walk down the street to the nearest weed dealers house.
Dealer: You good bro? What kinda kush you want.
LH Kid #1: Just give me something that will blow my mind.
LH Kid #2: IDK what we would do without weed and xbox.
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A Small township in Central New Jersey made up of four smaller towns; Millington, Stirling, Gillette, and Meyersville. The town mainly consists of rich and old people. About 90% of the people in Long Hill smoke pot. Some partake in the smoking of marijuana daily. In fact, Long Hill, New Jersey is the weed capital of the nearby areas, including warren, Berkley heights, wachung, green brook, and basking ridge. The best places to smoke weed are hidden in the forests, due to LH's high amount of foliage. Everyone in Long Hill pretty much has the same style, likes the same music, and watches the same shows. Popular sports in LH include baseball, football, and lacrosse. Long Hill kids go to High School at Watchung Hills Regional High School. Long Hill kids tend to be the most popular there, and tend to stick together. All LHers take on a vow as soon as they move into LH to uphold the LH value, and some take it as far as tattoos and flashings of the LH gang sign (Using the right hand to make an "L" with the pointer and thumb, place your pointer and middle finger of your left hand on the right hand thumb to create an LH gang sign). Popular hang out spots include Marcellos II, Dorseys, Cumberland Farms (Country Farms), Hilltop, Stewars, Burger King, Valley Mall, Dunkin Donuts, and various places throughout the town that are good for sitting down, and ripping on a bong, bowl, pipe, blunt (a preference by many LHers), joint, vape, or spliff. Long Hill may just be the greatest town ever.
LH#1 "Whats good bro? yo CODing it up today?"
LH#2 "Hell Yeah! Me and my bros are gonna rip a few blunts then play mad xbox."
LH#1 "Dude go talk to ______. He's got madddddd purple"
LH#2 "Aight sick bro"
..... Later......
LH#2 " Yo bro i hear you got the purply sticky sticky"
LHDealer#1 "Yeah son, how much u need?"
LH#2 "three dimes, and if you can hit speedy for a few duchies i need like 2"
LHDealer#1 "Sure yo, i have dutches on me. And 3 for 50$ on those bags"
..... Even Later.....
LH#2 "Aight bro lets roll these blunts. Grind that shit up"
LH#3 "Of course, Yo lets get that Cudi playing"
..... After Blunts have been passed, and finished through roach kills....
LH #2 "..........."
LH #3 "duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude"
LH #2 "Dont talk. Dont talk. i think i cant feel my hands"
LH #3 " akakakgagagagahahahahahaha broooooo man duuuuuude immmm sooooooooo ripped."
LH #2 "Of course, you're in Long Hill Township, New Jersey."
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A small and very unnoticed town in north central new jersey that is full of pathetic jersey shore wannabes that love nothing more than to get stoned in the woods behind peoples houses while avoiding the the long hill police force that has nothing better to do than harass teenagers, pull people over, and just be general dumbasses. People in long hill also think they're ghetto, and they throw their "gang" sign constantly without realizing that if they do that in front of the wrong people, they will get their asses beaten to a pulp. All of this causes neighboring towns to laugh and make fun of long hill kids, while calling their town names like Bong Hill.
"yo dude lets go to long hill township, new jersey!"
"no way man, theres nothing to do in that town and all the kids there are complete douchbag tools. lets go to a place where we can actually have fun, like summit or madison"
"good idea! then we won't have to worry about being harassed by their bullshit police department!"