The act of simultaneously taking a shit, pissing and ejaculating.
Last night I picked up this really hot chick, when I got her home she totally made me longbottom. There was shit and piss everywhere!!
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When a person goes from being a weak nerdy or unattractive person and then suddenly becomes remarkably attractive.
Can also describe someone becoming very badass.
"Hey did you see the trailer for How to train your dragon 2?"
"Nah i havn't why?"
"Hiccup totally gets Longbottomed!"
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The sometimes slow, sometimes overnight, always surprising transformation of someone, usually a man, from decidedly unattractive to hot as hell a la Matthew Lewis, the actor who played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter film series.
βMan, Thomas really Longbottomed that summer after high school and now heβs totally fuxable.β βWhatever bitch, heβs actually too good for you now.β
βTaryn Manning really reverse-Longbottomed to Pennsatucky in Orange is the New Black.β
βMatthew Lewis, after the original Longbottoming, is now more attractive than all of his former castmates.β
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The moment you are left awestruck as a BAMF/knight in shining armor turns out to of been that nobody, clumsy fumbling geek you once knew.
Neville Longbottom
Before(Book 1): Clumsy, forgetful, few to no close friends, toad for a pet
After(book 7):
1. He killed Nagini, Voldemort's snake, with the Gryffindor sword, whilst his head ablaze.
2. Stood up to Voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn't join them until 'Hell freezes over'.
3. He kept recruiting Dumbledore's Army even after Harry, Ron and Hermione had left.
I just saw 'Hiccup' in How to Train Your Dragon 2... Longbottomed again!
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Polar opposite of flanderization. When a shallow, bumbling, pathetic, and/or annoying character in a story evolves into a deep, capable (if not extraordinary) hero.
Longbottomed originates from the character Neville Longbottom (from the Harry Potter series), who started in book one as a clumsy comic relief who fell off his broomstick, and evolved throughout the series in terms of character development and competence into a vengeful white knight who slew Voldemort's living snake Horcrux while on fire.
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v.) an unpopular, bumbling, pathetic person who underwent an extreme personality change, becomes physically attractive, and (sometimes) a BAMF
Derived from the character Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter series.
A: Is that Mike?!
B: Yeah it's him.
A: OMG really? How did heβ
B: He got longbottomed.
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Someone who has successfully navigated puberty like Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter films.
Daniel Radcliffe: Wow, you've really longbottomed
Matthew Lewis: Yea, I'm really glad I lost the baby fat and can pick up chicks now.
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