longtail

A drug belonging to the benzodiazepine class of sedatives with an exceptionally long biological half-life. Powerful members include clonazepam and flurazepam. They are capable of rendering grown men incapicitated for days.

"Shit doze longtails weely nice, I'm still chuzzed (see chuzzle)"

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Longtail

A person or persons that seek the termination of anothers profile on a social networking website through the usage of the help and safety tool.

TheSuperDug: dave i reported all your comments rofl

TheBigfishcatcher01: ye longtail ye

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longtails

Longtails is the craziest loveable thing you'll ever meet. You'll most likely find him in a welly humid terrain. He can be the best tiny little lizard you'll ever find. He is the cutest little lizard. He sadly has died and you cannot find him.

"Have you heard of longtails' death?
"He was so cute!"

longtail

Noun - Manx English.

Comes from a taboo on the Isle of Man where it is extremely bad luck to say the word "rat".

Manxman: I saw a bunch of longtails stuck together on the subway.

New Yorker: You wha...?

Manxman: Longtails, the hairy ones. The fat hairy ones.