loser lot

the parking lot, or section of parking lot, that is farthest away from the driver's place of employment or other (for example: shopping) destination
the loser lot is where you park when all the good, aka close, spots have been taken

Employee: The worst part about being late for work was parking in the loser lot. I had to walk, like, a mile from my car to get to the building.

Shopper: Damn, this mall is crowded; No wonder we had to park in the loser lot!

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lot loser

Noun. Derogatory slang for a car salesman; the lowest of all sales people.

I'd rather sell knife sets door-to-door than become a lot loser, I don't care how much money they say you can make in a fancy dealership.