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Loseritis

An infectious disease spread by direct or indirect
contact with a loser or a group of losers. Can also be contracted from enviorment where one is the biggest loser. Suffered predominetly by teenagers. Symptoms include regular occurences of embarrassment, blushing, change in style of dress, lack of friends, having difficulties with usually simple social skills, and having trouble talking to attractive members of the opposite sex. Treatments include going out with friends, dating someone new, and partying.

After being unable to answer when a cute senior addressed the freshman in the hall, she realized she was suffering from chronic loseritis.

by loseritis patient March 9, 2008

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Loser

A "loser" is someone who doesn't know what they have and fucks it up.

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.

"Reiner is such a loser. He had a beautiful wife and children at home but had to cheat on them all."

by Sara Smiles October 28, 2013

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Loser

Someone who puts a name on Urbandictionary.com and gushes about how people who are named that are the best

Definition: "Jasmine is a kind person who has lots of friends"

Person with sense: Whoever posted that is a loser

by Dstroyer101 April 29, 2019

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loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.

Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.

by Richard Munch December 2, 2004

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loser

A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.

Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up

by Saihttam March 24, 2005

6147๐Ÿ‘ 1839๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser's loser

The ultimate loser. When it comes to losing, no one does it better. This person loses at everything in life. It takes several generations of losing DNA to produce a loser's loser.

John is a man's man, but Jimmy over there is a loser's loser.

by Robthanob September 23, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Loser

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a Loser

by jkaflkajdlkas November 10, 2020

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