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Satchmo is the father of jazz. And the crazy uncle of hip hop.
Louis Armstrong is God.
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Amazingly talented and charismatic jazz musician, most famous throughout the 40s and 50s. Also known as Satchmo. Best known for his song "What a Wonderful World", but his duets with Ella Fitzgerald leave "Wonderful World" in the dust.
Louis Armstrong's the man. And it's pronounced Lewis, not Looey.
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To receive a substantial fart (enough to make your cheeks puff out) orally while in the act of rimming.
" I was so embarrassed I didn't mean to Louis Armstrong him"
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A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.
RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙
Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.
See: What a wonderful world
When in the shower one cups one's hand ovek the crack of their ass before releasing gas. Upon release, the hand is moved to allow for varying tonal control of the sounds emitted. (Like when Louis would cover the bell of the trumpet for a muted sound
I had beans last night and was able to blast out the m,elody to stardust with a Louis Armstrong this morning.
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When you're having a threesome with 2 girls and you cum into one girl's mouth, then have her raspberry it into the other girl's asshole.
"I had such a great time at that party, and afterwards, I took those two girls home and managed to pull off a Louis Armstrong."
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