Lovichi

Lovichi is the cult of Loki, Levi and Itachi. Everyone must bow down to them. On the full moon, everyone must go into the forest and bite deer with their bare teeth. You must build an alter out of the antlers and spread its muscles out as a table cloth. From there, everyone sings “let it go” and “into the unknown”. They then drink a bottle of water once it gets to 8pm. If it is a pink moon, you must choose one of your people to sacrifice. Then, you dance around them eating tree bark and Turkish delights. Then you must all form a circle and turn to the person on your right. You must whisper “hail lovichi”. then, you must run back to your home in silence.

Tom: it’s the full moon tonight
Olivia: hail lovichi