lovinhater

A person chronically plagued by ambivalence. Or just an ambivalent person.

John: 'You don't ever seem to either just love or hate something.'

Ellen: 'I do love things, often.'

John: 'But you also hate them.'

Ellen: 'I'm ambivalent?'

John: 'Yeah, you love AND hate things.'

Ellen: 'What, you're saying I'm a lovinhater?'

John: 'Definitely, man.'