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a uruguayan football player who used his hands to stop a goal in the World Cup quarterfinals against ghana. uruguay ended up winning the match on penalties. a hero to some, villain to others, but he's still top quality regardless of ethics. he plays his club football for ajax in holland.
Luis Suarez thought it was the 2010 World Cup for volleyball.
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An extremely rare animal cross breed of a Great White Shark, Rabbit and Vampire Overlord, who happens to play Football. It is advised that he be approached with extreme caution as he has been known to bite and racially abuse on lookers.
Commentator 1: "And Luis Suarez's goal has been disallowed due to his teeth being offside!"
Commentator 2: "He's not pleased! He's just bitten the ref's ear off!"
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A Luis Suarez is a massively feared animal with buck teeth so sharp it could puncture a tyre with the tiniest of touchest. It will bite if approached.
Nerd: If you are not nice to me I will be a Luis Suarez.
Bully: Ok, take my money, I will be nice to you!
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